Punny Mixed Drinks

Punny Drinks to Help Your Guests Bring Out Their Funny Moves

Everybody loves a punny name and a good drink! These clever drinks will keep your guests entertained the entire evening of your reception.

Prickly in Pink

Sparkling, sweet and tart, this drink is sure to get your guests “off like a dirty shirt” to the dance floor.

Recipe:

  • 3oz Western Sons Prickly Pear vodka
  • Top with Sprite
  • Generous squeeze of lemon juice
  • Garnish with lemon slice

Serve in a champagne flute

Something Blue

Can’t find your “something blue” for the bride? No worries, this cocktail has it covered. Light, citrusy and refreshing, this is a drink sure to make your guests giddy on your wedding day.

Recipe:

  • 2oz Absolut Lime vodka
  • 1.5oz Blue curacao liqueur
  • 2oz Tonic water
  • Splash of lemonade
  • Garnish with lime slice

Serve in a stemless wine glass

Spritz

While this one doesn’t have a witty name, it is a classic Italian drink to surprise and delight your guests. Sweet citrus and intense sparkling fizz will give your guests the feeling of the breeze on their skin at an outdoor cafe overlooking the waters of Venice.

Recipe:

  • 3oz prosecco
  • 2oz Aperol liqueur
  • Splash of club soda
  • Garnish with orange slice

Serve in a white wine glass

Sour Moves

This drink is one for the guests whose dance moves might fare better off the floor! What better way to own up to terrible dancing skills than with an appropriately named drink? The delicious sour bite of this otherwise sweet drink will entertain the less gifted dancers as they cheer from the sidelines. Who knows, maybe they’ll feel brave enough to join in the Cha Cha Slide.

Recipe:

  • 2oz Tito’s Vodka
  • 1oz Sour apple schnapps
  • Top with sprite
  • Garnish with lime slice

Serve in highball glass.